A bit fat

They said I was a bit fat
and I didn’t like that
so I stopped eating food
but that was no good
as I made myself ill
so I took a slimming pill
but it just wasted money
and that wasn’t funny
so I tried to get a bit fit
with a fit bit
but that was a bit shit
however
eventually I could see
that it wasn’t really me
so ignoring ‘good health’
at last, I’m happy with myself

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